- The first 3 steps walking onto a broken escalator
- Pigeons walking too close for comfort while you’re trying to peacefully exist on the steps of the Riverwalk
- Dodging geese poop while running on the lakefront
- Dunkin staff giving your drink a swirl before handing it over, resulting in a doom leak from the lid that will inevitably hit your white shorts as soon as you sit down
- All the scary MAGA ppl in that one TikTok video of mine
- An entire giant tree falling and shattering all your neighbors’ windows
- The northbound Red Line during rush hour on Cubs game days, most painfully Cubs vs. White Sox, while claustrophobically smooshed standing between men reeking of BO
- People, specifically cis men, who somehow require the entire width of a sidewalk to exist
- The loud af footsteps above me as we speak / when I’d like to sleep
- Enes Kantor etc
Hawaiian Princess Pieces 