Chicago’s weather goes a little something like this:
- 70 degrees and sunny today.
- 32 degrees and subtle snowflakes tomorrow.
- Two days later, 61 degrees perfect for my flannel fashion [gay still, remember?]
- Three days pass, and it’s the polar vortex again, -55 degrees Fahrenheit where you could toss hot water in the air and you could be the one to make snowflakes this time.
- 23 days later, enjoy your last snow angel, because the next season is ready.
- 24th day, spring is here.
Okay, weather. I see you & feel you. But also, can you just make up your mind?
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